House Minority Leader Rep. John Boehner (R-OH) believes ($) in the Great Pumpkin. Imposing higher taxes at this time will doom our economy, put people out of work and cost the federal government revenue that is badly needed, if in fact we're going to balance the budget. You see, at midnight on every Halloween the Great Pumpkin rises from the pumpkin patch and grants your wishes. Boeher hopes real bad that he'll see the Great Pumpkin this year, and that it will grant his wish that tax cuts increase government revenue. Well, here's hoping, sir, but somehow I think you're better off trick-or-treating than sitting in a pumpkin patch all night. Image by Flickr user shiny red type under a Creative Commons license