I don't know who to take less seriously, Grover Norquist or Robert Novak. Oftentimes, they agree, and appear equally ridiculous. But when they disagree -- or merely get their signals crossed -- it's not only amusing for its own sake, but allows for a comparative assessment of their analytic genius.
Last week, we noted Mr. Norquist's rap against Rangel that the House Ways & Means chair "created, fed, defended ... a monster," the Alternative Minimum Tax. Norquist incoherently tries to depict Rangel as an AMT-loving Frankenstein, "defending [the] monster he helped create."